HOW TO MAKE A BLOOD SANDWICH FOR HALLOWEEN

1) Get yourself two slices of bread

2) Get yourself some blood

3) Take both the bread and blood to the hut of the SANDWITCH whose dark mastery of the snacky arts is beyond compare

4) Drink the foul-smelling brew provided by the sandwitch

5) Dwell among the outer realms, face horrors, puke yer guts out

6) Come back down.

You're done! Blood's gone, bread's gone, and the witch says you ate the sandwich while off yer face. Good job!

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Are there veg or gluten free options? Also, calorie count?

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